Aug21

on drinking and rapists, via twitter:

  • Me: my night = drinking a ghetto cocktail and watching octomom on hulu. #imbetterthanyou
  • Dad: what’s a ghetto cocktail? i have hendricks gin. ha! #imbetteroffthanyou
  • Me: HAHAH it is this passion fruit welch’s juice [redacted] left here and tito’s vodka. i wanted to get wine but the rapist put the kaibosh on that.
  • Dad: That’s why rapists are bad all around.