Jul20
"my dad's side of the family probably did, but not in our house."
- Dad: you could publish a book of My Black Dad riddles with one answer.
- Me: LOL
- Me: q: you ever put your light bill in your child's name because your credit is messed up?
- Me: a: my dad's side of the family probably did, but not in our house
- Dad: q: anyone ever tell you: "will the defendant please rise?"
- Me: HAHAHAHAHA i am dying