Jul15

daddy and daughter douche

  • Me: LULZ alert: [redacted high school friend who is divorced] took a FB quiz called 'What Date Will Your Wedding Day Be On?"
  • Dad: and...
  • Me: now aside from the grammatical issues that title brings, hers is apparently December, 31, 2011. i want to comment 'B*tch you already had one!'
  • Dad: lol. shoulda been "was" instead of will. she took the wrong quiz.
  • Me: hahah RIGHT!? although i will say, after seeing [her ex-husband]'s FB status updates, i can see the person he's become and how it would be hell on earth being married to him.
  • Me: it's like buying a brand new macbook air, opening the box, and pulling out a leap frog learning thing
  • Dad: lol
  • Me: one of these: http://www.leapfrog.com/en/families/clickstart/learning_systems/cs_clickstart.html
  • Dad: hilarious. www.life.com/ow/families/clickstart/myfirstmarriage.html/FAIL
  • Me: it says page not found!
  • Dad: i know. i made it up. "ow"
  • Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH