Jul9

stuff white people like

  • Me: do you think i should move into an apartment by myself? or stay with [redacted]? what are your thoughts?
  • Dad: as a dad, a roommate that's a known quantity is a good thing. means you can have more space, some cushion for hard times, and it's a big city for living alone. no one to check up on you or for you to check up on.
  • Me: this is true. we are thinking about staying in our current apartment for another year. 'it's cheaper to keep her' as they say.
  • Me: because moving involves security deposits, first and last months rent, etc
  • Dad: and at nyc prices, that's a hassle
  • Me: yeah.. plus then i could afford a dog! sorta. like a maltipoo.. which is what i really want
  • Dad: a maltipoo...
  • Me: plus she also said i could stay in my big room
  • Dad: how white are you? lol
  • Me: hahaha..i know pretty white